making baby

There is not one dirty word in it, and
it is funny.

The Smiths were unable to conceive
children and
Decided to use a surrogate father to
start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith
Kissed his wife goodbye and
said, "Well, I'm off now;
The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a
door-to-door baby photographer
Happened to ring the doorbell, hoping
to make a sale.

Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've
come to...''

Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith
cut in,
Embarrassed, "I've been expecting
you."

"Have you really?" said the
photographer. "Well,
that's good. Did you know babies are
my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had
hoped.
Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment she asked,
blushing, "Well, where
Do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try
two in the
Bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps
a couple
On the bed. And sometimes the living
room floor is
Fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder
it didn't
Work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee
a good one
Every time. But if we try several
different
Positions and I shoot from six or
seven angles, I'm
Sure you'll be pleased with the
results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has
to take his
Time. I'd love to be in and out in
five minutes,
But I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith
quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase
and pulled
Out a portfolio of his baby
pictures. "This was
Done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed,
grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out
exceptionally well -
When you consider their mother was so
difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to
take her to
The park to get the job done right.
People were
Crowding around four and five deep to
get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith,
her eyes
Wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And
for more
Than three hours, too.

The mother was constantly squealing
and y elling -
I could hardly concentrate, and when
darkness approached
I had to rush my shots.

Finally! , when the squirrels began
nibbling on my
Equipment, I just had to pack it all
in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you
mean they
Actually chewed on your,
uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if
you're ready,
I'll set-up my tripod and we can get
to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod
to rest my
Canon on. It's much too big to be held
in the
Hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.........

First essay-like post...

Back to those when I was in the primary school, or maybe it’s the kindergarten or so, I can’t really remember. I really think that people in the TV could see me. And so is everyone who’s watching it. Yea, I know this sounds stupid. And all the time, when I happen to watch the news, I often wondered. How can they see everyone? I mean. I’m not the only one who’s watching the news. There must be many more others who are watching. Hahahha. That’s my stupid idea.

I came back at 9am this morning with the intention of completing ALL my assignments and study if I could. But, what actually happen is- I sat in front of the computer-reading people’s blog and slept from 12-1pm. That’s how I wasted my time. Then I had lunch and then I am back here in front of the computer again. I told myself I must do something. I look at the IT essay. What is the impact of databases on society? I googled up what is database and finished the first paragraph. Then I am totally clueless of what am I suppose to write more. Then I asked the question in Y!Answers. Then, without realizing, time past so fast and I had yet do finish anything. Now, after blogging this, I shall try and study. Psychology essay is already late, so I think I’ll pass it up next week. IT essay, I have no idea-next Monday I guess. Wasted like one whole week staring at the psychology essay already and I have no idea at all what to do.

Assignments piled up like nobody’s business-like mount Kinabalu. I dare say that in my whole entire life, I have never face so much work before. What makes it worst is mid year examination is just round the corner and I have no time to study at all. Wasted much of my time staring at the essays.

So cham right?? Haiz. Tank is coming to Penang today. 7.30pm at Gurney Plaza and 9.30pm at Halo Café in Juru Auto-City. Can’t go cause its at night. Lol. Besides, I have not much time left.

How I wish I could write just like that for my essays. Can crap all I want. Too bad this isn’t my essay. Tomorrow is another busy day. All this work makes me really tired and bored of doing SAM. Right now, I’m not sure whether the choice to take SAM is right. This is only SAM and I can’t really manage already. What will happen next year? I don’t dare to think of that.

I guess I end here today. Have to go any open the book and hopefully I wont fall asleep like I used to. The two very important essay I shall leave it till tonight. And eventually, it will be left until the very last minute. I doubt I will even get it done by next week.

Bye. Please pray that I can remember whatever I read/studied and not falling asleep after 2 paragraphs. Thanks.

ps: this blog look so different from other post right? most of the words are in full word and not short form. and got capital letter and stuff like that. lol. i shall try to blog like this in future. btw, i changed the template for my blog. im kinda bored with the okd template. wanted something new. but dun have the time to look for it. so here's a simple one. tata!

random pictures

i'm tired. so i'm lazy to write long long blogs. here are some random pictures but dunno why its all Calvin and Hobbes. heheheh...

sweet

im so so lucky this little devil isnt my brother...

i like this picture... so cute...

good day!

this week :
One IT report by Friday,
one psychology social cognition proposal by Friday,
one individual report by today but is yet to be done,
one time plan for accounting project,
and one survey for accounting...
at this moment, my life sucks..
assignments piling up like nobody's business and mis year is round the corner.. haiz...

I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE........ I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A 2 YEAR BREAK FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS, I WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO ENJOYED MY MUSIC AND MY VOICE, TRULY FROM MY HEART I AM THANKFUL. AS FOR THE FUTURE, I DONT KNOW WHERE I'LL BE, WHAT I'LL DO, BUT I DO KNOW ITS THAT I WILL REMEMBER THE TIMES WE SHARED TOGETHER. DO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND ALWAYS REMEMBER " LOVE AND PEACE " ... ha ha ha joking la...

taken from, Gary's blog.

i copied that from chaw ge's blog. oh my..
i was back in my hometown when i heard this.
Friday night.
damn tired cause went back at night.
and then, just as i wanted to close my eyes and sleep, sp sms me ans say something bout Gary's blog. big news.
out of curiosity, i asked her whether its good or bad news.
she told me the title is 'time for me to stop'.
like many of his fans, i freak out and then i couldn't sleep.
'he cant stop! no he's just kidding..'
luckily, he was kidding..
cei...make me cant sleep that night..
haiz...
onli managed to sleep at 1 or 2 something in the morning cause im too tired.
then, i woke up at 7.30am ...
haiz.. dah biasa wake up early everyday.. so wan sleep till late also kenot..
haiz..

nothign much ghappen on saturday... went out for breakfast with frens today... so so long din see them edi lei...

im tired. tomorrow is the deadline for the psychology learning report. i haven touched anything yet.. dunno how to die tml.. hope i can find some time to do it and pass up tml lar..dun feel like doing it now.. i'll give a whole lot of excuse.

btw.. soemthing stupid happen today.. as i was watching csi, my bro suddenly cahnge the channel... he say is ' for a while'.. then i asked him how long.. he say... 2 hours.. damnit... 2 hours is a while? lol.. IDIOT!

i just did something stupid.. dunno i should call it stupid or smart or weird or combination of all of them..
i have a virus in my pendrive that i could not delete..
i cant do anything..
so i scan and copied all the files to my documents..
and then i format the whole pendrive..
and then copy the everything that was in my pendrive back to my pendrive again..
can this work?
i mean.. can i remove the virus in this way??
i hope i dun do more harm to my comp and my pendrive tho...
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the noisiest bitch in my class got an offer letter for NS. lol..
and she kept telling ppl that she's from private skol..
'im from private skol so i get third batch"
lol..
at this rate u're telling ppl, the whole world knows ur from private skol edi..
lol...
i wonder how the NS could turn from a nightmare to worst..
what's worst than notemare, u think urself..
she decided not to go..
if she goes, the college will be realllyl peaceful...
seriously..
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homework, assignments, reportds,presentation,project ...
omgosh..
those lecturers pile so much of those just before exam and im not dying..
haven been staring on anything yet..
next monday is my deadline for my psycho report and i haven been starting.. i'll just have to do it on monday i guess...
another week and then its study break and then its mis year edi..
haiz...
gonna die edi..
i cant fail.. i cant..
i'll take as much coffee as i can...
i'll start everything next monday..
now, im going back to sitiawan and enjoy for these 2 days...
cya