Friday, 24 April 2009

Asian Test, i was bored & procasinating

Asian Test random
Today at 9.15am
If you score over 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but hell, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because your parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades. Haha send along ppl :)

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You watch anime
[x ] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 7/10

[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 12/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an asian car
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February ..
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house

[] You play video games

X's so far: 20/30

[x] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times ..
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[ ] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 25/40

[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You have/had a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy (XIII, IX, X, X-2, XII)
[x] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 32/50

[x] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian
[ ] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You have eaten dog or snake
[ ] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are

X's so far: 38/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[x] You have or have had a bowl cut (well, I think so)
[x] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks
[ ] You hang/hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[ ] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[x] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 44/70

[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[ ] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[ ] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal
[ ] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[ ] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it
[x] You love hot pot (I assume its steamboat)

X's so far: 47/80

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[ ] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[x] You give fruits as gifts
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[x] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[x] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you

X's so far: 54/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[ ] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[ ] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[x] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

Total X's:61/100 = 61%

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