Maggots

This blog post records my first encounter with Maggots.

I was hungry, very hungry indeed because it was way past lunch time.

I went to the kitchen to cook pasta, with mushroom soup. I dont know why I cook them together today, because i used to cook the mushroom soup only when the pasta is ready.

Ok, mushroom soup were done first, and the water in the pasta has yet to come to a boil. So i thought, maybe the fire on the mushroom soup stove is bigger, so it cooks faster.

And i planned to transfer the pot over. But, the handle was already hot, so i look for cloth to protect my hands. i found them, near the sink. i took the first cloth. and something dropped out. it's the size of a rice grain, brown in colour. so i thought it was some spilled fried rice. i brought the cloth to the sink and shook(this is the past tense of shake ha?) it. more "rice grains" fell off. and they M-O-V-E. OMG!! imagine my shock seeing that.

i dont know what to do, but i know i must take picture, so i went to grab the dslr from the room. and there's more cloth so i shake them all, and guess what, more of those things dropped off. the previous ones are already trying to escape from the sink.

i took pictures, called grandma and told her there's the kind of worm on dead people in the kitchen. she suggested that i use shieldtox to kill them. but i just dont want to move from there and i threw everything that is maggot-infested into the sink... my plan was to drown them. well, its easier to clean than kill them with spray mah.

but in the end, more and more appear and my small can of used shieldtox ran out of... -gas-?

ohya, i decide to BURN THEM! BURN BURN BURN!!!
i took newspaper, rolled them, and light fire. wtf, the proverb {bersatu teguh, bercerai roboh} (go translate urself lah) is very true. even papers dont burn then they are too thick. babi.

so i quickly change and went out to buy another one. the first sundry shop told me they're out of stock(fuck them). and i went to another one which is bigger, and of course, further. i took 2 huge cans and 1 small can. and fml, the malay girl at the counter was uber SLOW in packing the things for the lady in front of me. the lady HAD to help her pack u know. and that malay girl was FLIRTING with a bangla behind us. WTF right? im rushing like hell here and she's taking her own sweet time flirting with a bangla. double YUCK!

i puke nao.

then i rush home, stupid ron95 make my car go like tortoise. powerless. i had to drive like tortoise lorh. what to do? no money pay for ron97 mah.

reach home liao, i terus go spray them.. some already climb up the wall. but i dont know why, they all appeared dead. they were pretty much alive when i left i tell you. maybe the thing take some time gua... there's so much toxic in the kitchen this afternoon, i myself can die just there i tell you. dont play play ahh.

they died. or it seems so. i wanted to leave them just there. because its uber disgusting lah. but no, some of them start moving again! wtf it means they just fainted despite the amount of shieldtox i use. ok fine, i took kitchen towel(the tissue version) and sweep them, pick them, hold them, into the sink. and wash them down. *and shawty go low low low low low....*

it took me more than 1 hour for the whole drama. with me shouting, screaming(into the phone...not alone ok), banging eveerything on the floor.

if you are not afraid of disgusting things and maggots, please feel free to scroll down to see the pictures. if you have a weak heart, i suggest you click the red [x] button on the top right.

if you still want to continue on, dont blame me if you puke, faint or died of shock. i have already warned you. so big letters somemore.

and also, if you are wondering what happen to the food i was cooking, the pasta became XXXXXL in size, because they were soaked in hot water for sooo long. and i took a bowl, filled it with pasta, topped with the mushroom soup. i ate one mouth, and then poured everything away. even whatever that was in the pot. it was supposed to be my lunch and dinner. so i had no breakfast (cause i wake up also lunch time liao) and lunch. thank God, when it was dinner time, and im alrd starving like mad, i suddenly remembered there's eggs in the fridge. and fried eggs are the best no matter what.

you can click on the [x] button now. dont say i didnt warn u.

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The End.