Sunday 5 August 2007

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one

would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?????



Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A: i) no mind ii) no business



Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions!



Q: What's the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...



Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.



Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.




copied and pasted from here for the third time...

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